I was in the middle of a chat yesterday. They were all moaning about possible deaths. I asked if I could ask one question and they agreed.There was six pubs in our town, now in the main town area, the main or most popular pub has gone, they couldn't afford another lockdown, the restaurant attached to the pub ( which was badly needed) is gone. Also no nightlife for the young, or an off-license ( which was attached to the main pub in the town). All that is left in the main area of the town is a greasy kebab shop and a fast food restaurant, and an indian, they will probably go too, because there are no drunk punters in that area - on the weekends. The five pubs, that are remaining are struggling badly as it is.
The question (they did not like it) was what is a penis for? Give the Irish Colleens a grant and increase children's allowance and 200,000
could be replaced in no time.